Kurt Potter: Wha… how did you do this?
Erin Brockovich: Well, um, seeing as how I have no brains or legal expertise, and Ed here was losing all faith in the system, am I right?
Ed Masry: Oh, yeah, completely. No faith, no faith…
Erin Brockovich: I just went out there and performed sexual favors. Six hundred and thirty-four blow jobs in five days… I’m really quite tired.
– Erin Brockovich (2000)